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shitcreek 

A fictitious creek, that has shit flowing just like water would normally flow. As a figure of speech, one might say "I am drowning!", but if it worse than that, one may say "I am drowning in shitcreek".
If one creek did exist, one would probably have more of a chance of living after falling in shitcreek, than a normal creek, due to the viscosity of feces being higher. Most people usually do not think about this, because it’s not something you think about.
"If you do not complete that proposal, we are going to be 15 miles up shitcreek."
shitcreek by word genie February 20, 2005

shitarse 

A pro-wrestler who is so unable to perform basic actions correctly and at the right time, that they almost certainly are unable to wipe their arses properly, leading to them walking around with their arses being all shitty. Hence, shitarse.
Man, I just watched a match involving noted shitarse Magnus. He's fucking terrible, at everything.
shitarse by owmykidney March 28, 2015

shitarette 

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.
"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.
shitarette by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009
All of it. The entire kit and kaboodle.
She brought the whole shiteree in her handbag.
shiteree by Alimjake February 11, 2014

Shitarse 

Made-up Spanish verb meaning to shit yourself
Si pudea me shitar (shitarse), esa seria bueno.

If i could shit myself, that would be great.
Shitarse by qwerty1231231 May 30, 2009

shitarse 

a shitarse is a coward,a turn coat or a good for nothing grass,commonly despised by everybody
see him over there he's a proper shitarse
shitarse by dave November 25, 2004