Shitgarette 

Any cigarette not made by RJ Reynolds or Philip Morris as well as any cheap dirt cigarette made by those two brands. Often has the off-taste of pool water and quite possibly, ass.

"Man, do you have any cigarettes?" "No, all I have are these shitgarettes. They taste like dicks, but I'm a broke bitch."

Shitgarette by TangencyStudios June 5, 2014

Smigarette 

Another way to say cigarette.

especially useful to any group of people inebriated by psychedelics (particularly, a dangerous dosage of LSD and shrooms) due to the bursts of laughter in the tripper's friends generated by the utterance of this word, whether purposely or accidentally slurred.

smoke + cigarette

1: ok, ok... enough ripping on that ugly bitch, my sides hurt. i need a smigarette

2: (hysterical laughter)

1: what?

2: damn these must be some good mushrooms, 'cause i swear you just said 'smigarette'

Smigarette by Wild Drunken Bill August 4, 2008

shigarette 

Any cigarette obtained as the result of mooching, bumming, or boaging off of someone.

Watch out for that homeless dude at the bus stop. Always fucking trying to score a shigarette.

shigarette by Wordmaster Bitch June 21, 2011

shitarette 

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.

"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.

shitarette by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009

Shigarette 

An ordinary cigarette colored with a Sharpie causing the individual whos smoking it to get high.

Dude A: I wanna get high, but I gots no money for weed!
Dude B: Let's smoke some Shigarettes!!

Shigarette by M. E. D March 24, 2008

Shiterette 

That special cigarette that seems to come in every pack which induces the need to shit.
You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.

Rent Fan - "Oh my god, Sister Christian, why are you standing all stiff and uncomfortable? Enjoy your smoke break, already. It's like a little vacation!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"

Shiterette by JoshuaJordan October 17, 2008

sniggarette

A Newport Full Flavor Cigarette due to harsh flavor and the fact that only super black people have the ability to smoke them!

Damn, I almost threw up after smoking that sniggarette, no wonder only true hood black dudes can smoke them!

sniggarette by newpmenthol4life November 24, 2010