Shit-beard
Rob Doxey farted in Greg Jones beard whilst on a night out in Hereford thus depositing poo particles in his pubic chops. Thus Greg Jones is Shit-beard / a Shit-beard
Shit-beard by senor roberto of uplyme da 1st December 1, 2010
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Shit Beard
Shit Beard by Tee Tee May 21, 2005
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Shit Beard
1. Disastrous facial hair.
2. Phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.
3. Aftermath of administering a rim job
See also: chin squig, bum fluff, bunting, goon features, W. G. Grace, Robin Cook, The Blunkett, Spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, Malcolm Glazer
2. Phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.
3. Aftermath of administering a rim job
See also: chin squig, bum fluff, bunting, goon features, W. G. Grace, Robin Cook, The Blunkett, Spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, Malcolm Glazer
John shouted at Nick 'Oi, Shit Beard! Shave you twat!' As Nick was the owner of a preposterous chin squig, he relented and consented, to much jubilation.
Shit Beard by Beans v The G May 20, 2005
shit beard
dirty, scraggly facial hair which is usually seen on adolescents who dress in black gothic clothes and think they know heavy music but listen to stuff like slipknot.
shit beard by Maytawn January 1, 2011
Shit Beard
Homosexual act of wiping feces on your partners upper lip and chin right after the act of anal intercourse.
Damn that shit beard smelled after Rapp hit me with it.
I was shocked at the size of Zitsmans shit beard!
I was shocked at the size of Zitsmans shit beard!
Shit Beard by Kelman September 3, 2007
Bearded Shit
A bearded shit is when a bearded face is pushed into an unexpectedly stationary dwarfs ass with the resulting pressure causing some beard whiskers to get stuck to shit
Bearded Shit by The Mystery Writing Monkey March 29, 2010
shitbear
1. (n) a mythical bearlike creature, akin to the easter bunny, that defecates in your yard.
2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.
2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.
1. "Dad, there's a shitbear in the yard!!!"
2. "Have you seen Landers?"
"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."
2. "Have you seen Landers?"
"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."
shitbear by EffinWheeler September 24, 2011
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