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shit tattoo

area of darker skin surround a womans anal sphincter muscle.
originated from the thought that it is there because said female has not wiped her arse sufficiently over a long period of time, and the turd has rubbed into the skin. This thought was obviously incorrect. Term first used 1990, Blackpool

Apparently, can be eliminated by procedure called anal bleaching
'Hey G-girl, do you have a shit tattoo?'- cue verbals from G-girl.
shit tattoo by DanJJJJJJJJ March 28, 2008

Shit Tatoos 

The Red marks left on your thighs after reading a magazine while taking a dump.
"You know I took a long dump when there are shit tatoos on my thighs"
Shit Tatoos by CanoeMan February 15, 2010

tater-shit

Joyce was taking a shit and when she was done it looked like a pile of tater-tots,so she called it tater-shit
tater-shit by Tater-man March 1, 2014

Purple tater shit 

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.
Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!

Dip-tator-shit 

A governing body over Canada with the name Justin TRUDEAU, who primarily seeks to bankrupt Canada until total control of weak and poor Canadians is achieved. Telling sovereign Canadians that they are bigoted Nazis in hopes that other Canadian liberals will turn on the wise who seek to defend their very freedom. End the tyrany
Have you heard of Justin Trudeau's dip-tator-shit, yes he appears to be a dip shit dictator!
Dip-tator-shit by RICKEH! September 1, 2022

Shittata 

When you try to make a phenommelette but can't risk flipping it cus it might fall apart, so you chicken out and tell everyone you made frittata. You're trying to cover up an ommelette abortion. You're a shit person and you should quit earth right after you finish eating that Shittata.
(From kitchen) Oh shit..
what happened, is the ommelette okay?
Errm, what Ommelette? There's no ommelette, I'm making frittata.
Just flip the thing you pussy, I hate Shittata!
Shittata by towsh.net August 17, 2011