Shit soufflé 

When a woman has her legs behind her head and she is finger blasting her clam jam, she loses all control of her bladder and bowels so she ends up shitting in her pussy. She will then proceed to have a man eat the shitty bloody piss filled pussy like a shit soufflé

That shit soufflé is by far the smelliest thing I’ve ever ate before.

Shit soufflé by Lonely diver June 28, 2023

Cum and Shit Soufflé 

Quite literally cum and shit smashed and mixed together and made into a soufflé.

I heard that he’s really kinky... Like into that cum and shit soufflé type of shit

Cum and Shit Soufflé by Swampyman May 19, 2019

Deadleg shit shuffle 

The act of quickly making one's way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the rectum/anus, and avoid dropping a mondo shit in one's pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or shitney spears). Most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or Chipotle.

I told Linda that chorizo looked suspect! Now we can trace her deadleg shit shuffle by following the brown trail!

Deadleg shit shuffle by Mjolnir12982 August 18, 2016

Shit shuffle 

The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.

I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.

Shit shuffle by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013

Oh shit shuffle 

The act of running from the police to avoid arrest

During my search, I found a baggie of Meth in his pocket and he did the oh shit shuffle southbound on main St

Oh shit shuffle by 132_and_bush June 27, 2016

shit shuffle 

when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs

'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'

shit shuffle by outofthewoods90 January 11, 2009

Shit Shuffle 

A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.

“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”

Shit Shuffle by PeePeeMustard January 19, 2021