Shit soufflé

When a woman has her legs behind her head and she is finger blasting her clam jam, she loses all control of her bladder and bowels so she ends up shitting in her pussy. She will then proceed to have a man eat the shitty bloody piss filled pussy like a shit soufflé

That shit soufflé is by far the smelliest thing I’ve ever ate before.

Shit soufflé by Lonely diver June 28, 2023

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Cum and Shit Soufflé

Quite literally cum and shit smashed and mixed together and made into a soufflé.

I heard that he’s really kinky... Like into that cum and shit soufflé type of shit

Cum and Shit Soufflé by Swampyman May 19, 2019

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Deadleg shit shuffle

The act of quickly making one's way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the rectum/anus, and avoid dropping a mondo shit in one's pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or shitney spears). Most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or Chipotle.

I told Linda that chorizo looked suspect! Now we can trace her deadleg shit shuffle by following the brown trail!

Deadleg shit shuffle by Mjolnir12982 August 18, 2016

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Shit shuffle

The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.

I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.

Shit shuffle by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013