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Shit craic 

The opposite of craic.
I went out last night and it was shit craic, so went home early.
Shit craic by Shaun Stevenson March 17, 2008
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Shit Crack 

Unable to conjure humour in any form.

Someone with no sense of humour, or who is just plain boring, is 'shit crack'

A place that isn't entertaining can be said to have 'shit crack'
"John has shit crack"

"I was at this party, but left because it was shit crack"
Shit Crack by thecrackslayer June 18, 2009

Shit Crack 

Shit Crack is a word that is used to describe and address many things. In addition to this it has several meanings, here they are. 1. A person that is shit crack is incomprehensibly boring, mediocre, idiotic, and so irrationally ignorant that when they walk into the room you know you hate them. 2. Shit Crack is a fucking hilarious word and may be used as a comedic term. 3. When Shit Crack is used to describe a place that means: 1. That the place is literally so awful it is literally a crack(like in a sidewalk) filled with shit, or 2. That is ridiculously mediocre and tasteless(taco bell) that even the herpes on the toilet seat are too good for the place. Please use Shit Crack it will make your descriptions of "anything" seem more... colorful.
7/11 is shit crack.

George Bush is shit crack, but i hated him already before he was sworn into presidency, the second time.

All mainstream commercial music (anything on Z100) is shit crack, meaning most people have a shit crack taste in music
Shit Crack by Frosty Nips November 7, 2010

Crack Shit 

Crack Shit - The explosive diarrhea caused by smoking crack. Most often found squirted on the wall in an alley behind a dumpster.
-I saw this guy taking a crack shit in the alley again.

-Fuck man, that shit sprays everywhere.
Crack Shit by Arnold Pettibone November 8, 2013

That Shit is Crack  

instead of saying something is good, or swell







" I smoked some crazy pot, that shit is crack !"
That Shit is Crack by Tom Stein February 19, 2009

cracka shit 

Some thing really Cheesy or cheap

or something Stupid and retarded
"damn that ring i got for 25 cents is some cracka shit yo"


"man that guys on some cracka shit"
cracka shit by homeboy May 6, 2004

Crack Head Shit

Another word for stupid;When a person does stupid shit without any real reason, cause or valid explanation.
Craig got fired for stealing boxes. Stealing boxes? Damn.. Now that’s some Crack head shit
Crack Head Shit by Khandi86 July 3, 2018
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