Shit Strip 

When you’re taking a shit that’s so uncomfortable and hard to get out that you ended up stripping all your clothes.

James was struggling taking a shit strip.

Shit Strip by NotFunnyButStiFunny September 7, 2018

Strip-shit 

Removing all clothing before sitting down to dispatch a warm loaf. Extremely comfortable and usually preferred by males. Not appropriate at social functions or in a public setting but can be done if you're savage as fuck.

A: Have you seen Don?
B: He ran home for a strip-shit.
A: Ah, good call. That the best way to turd off.

Strip-shit by Porksword153 March 29, 2022

shit script 

1. (n) Doctors writting
2. (v) to write very sloppy
3. (adj) in the manner of a doctor

King Kurry VII- That looks like Chineese, is that Clerical script or cursive script?
Beanerous Brokus I- No its my doctors note, its written in shit script.

Beanerous Brokus I- Wow that is the greatest sentence ever, I dont care if its legible, Ima shit script it before I forget.

Beanerous Brokus I - Man I hate reading his papers, he has shit script wrtting

shit script by Beanerous Brokus I June 1, 2006

shit stripe 

When a cat or dog sits on the floor and skooches along, propelling itself with its front paws, thereby dragging their anus across the floor, a shit stripe is often left on the floor.

I think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy ass, sometimes caused by a hard turd that stops halfway out. It's this turd which draws the stripe of shit across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat's rectum.

It's funny as hell to see unless it's your floor.

Will you stop feeding the dog all that cheese, it's making him constipated and I'm getting tired of cleaning up all the shit stripes he keeps leaving on the carpet!

shit stripe by Webgrunt January 16, 2006

stripper shit 

Stripper shit is a catch-all phrase describing the physical, mental, and emotional games strippers play to extract more money from their regular customers.

Teresa promised to call me to set up a date for dinner, but I knew she wouldn't. It was just stripper shit.

stripper shit by Kid8up January 17, 2008

ShitScript 

ShitScript is a high-level, interpreted programming language that conforms to the ECMAScript specification. It is a programming language that is characterized as dynamic, weakly typed, prototype-based and multi-paradigm.
Famously known as JavaScript

The language is so bad that the use of a linter (such as JSLint or ESLint) is practically mandated for all ShitScript programmers

ShitScript can actually fail silently at runtime due to syntactical errors! Another thing is “callback hell” which promises can mitigate but are otherwise not a perfect solution.

I quit and moved back.
Why? NodeJS. Had I been told upfront that the backend was ShitScript I would have never accepted that offer.

ShitScript by naggyoldman April 8, 2019