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ShitScript is a high-level, interpreted programming language that conforms to the ECMAScript specification. It is a programming language that is characterized as dynamic, weakly typed, prototype-based and multi-paradigm.
Famously known as JavaScript
Famously known as JavaScript
The language is so bad that the use of a linter (such as JSLint or ESLint) is practically mandated for all ShitScript programmers
ShitScript can actually fail silently at runtime due to syntactical errors! Another thing is “callback hell” which promises can mitigate but are otherwise not a perfect solution.
I quit and moved back.
Why? NodeJS. Had I been told upfront that the backend was ShitScript I would have never accepted that offer.
ShitScript can actually fail silently at runtime due to syntactical errors! Another thing is “callback hell” which promises can mitigate but are otherwise not a perfect solution.
I quit and moved back.
Why? NodeJS. Had I been told upfront that the backend was ShitScript I would have never accepted that offer.
by naggyoldman April 8, 2019
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