Strip-shit

Removing all clothing before sitting down to dispatch a warm loaf. Extremely comfortable and usually preferred by males. Not appropriate at social functions or in a public setting but can be done if you're savage as fuck.

A: Have you seen Don?
B: He ran home for a strip-shit.
A: Ah, good call. That the best way to turd off.

Strip-shit by Porksword153 March 29, 2022

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Shit Strip

When you’re taking a shit that’s so uncomfortable and hard to get out that you ended up stripping all your clothes.

James was struggling taking a shit strip.

Shit Strip by NotFunnyButStiFunny September 7, 2018

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shit stripe

When a cat or dog sits on the floor and skooches along, propelling itself with its front paws, thereby dragging their anus across the floor, a shit stripe is often left on the floor.

I think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy ass, sometimes caused by a hard turd that stops halfway out. It's this turd which draws the stripe of shit across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat's rectum.

It's funny as hell to see unless it's your floor.

Will you stop feeding the dog all that cheese, it's making him constipated and I'm getting tired of cleaning up all the shit stripes he keeps leaving on the carpet!

shit stripe by Webgrunt January 16, 2006

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oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

oh shit strap by mie July 26, 2014