Shit Slipper

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Slang for a Doner Kebab

Hey Jon, what you doing tonight?.....

I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!

Shit Slipper by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010

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shit slipper

telling a girl that you like them but you dont know how to tell her in person, so you can only tell them in a letter when infact you have no interest in the girl at all and to her knowege only finds this out when she gets home only to find a piece of shit stuffed in a envelope.

DANNY: wow mark, i think that girl really likes you. you didnt give her the slip did you?
MARK: fuck that girl! i gave her the slip!haha
DANNY: wow dude, what a fuckin shit slipper

shit slipper by tiranicle teabagger December 17, 2007

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Shit-sipper

A person who is acting like a dumbass .

I wish that shit-sipper would shut the hell up

Shit-sipper by Grimreaper206 May 25, 2013

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shit snipper

The anal sphincter.

"Martha and I have been courting for nearly 18 monthes now Mother. But she has not yet allowed me to stretch her shit snipper - is that a bad sign?"

shit snipper by Stockers August 25, 2003

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shit slapper

A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.

G-nome must have been angry. Heard he was a real shit slapper.

shit slapper by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

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shit skipper

A fart that skips past the shit yet carries the smell. Not to be confused with shart.

Ah that was a shit skipper. Time to worship the porcelain throne.

shit skipper by Rance Degen February 27, 2021

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shit slapper

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.

Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.

shit slapper by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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