Shit Slipper

Slang for a Doner Kebab

Hey Jon, what you doing tonight?.....

I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!

by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010

shit slipper

telling a girl that you like them but you dont know how to tell her in person, so you can only tell them in a letter when infact you have no interest in the girl at all and to her knowege only finds this out when she gets home only to find a piece of shit stuffed in a envelope.

DANNY: wow mark, i think that girl really likes you. you didnt give her the slip did you?
MARK: fuck that girl! i gave her the slip!haha
DANNY: wow dude, what a fuckin shit slipper

by tiranicle teabagger December 17, 2007

Shit-sipper

A person who is acting like a dumbass .

I wish that shit-sipper would shut the hell up

by Grimreaper206 May 25, 2013

shit snipper

The anal sphincter.

"Martha and I have been courting for nearly 18 monthes now Mother. But she has not yet allowed me to stretch her shit snipper - is that a bad sign?"

by Stockers August 25, 2003

shit slapper

A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.

G-nome must have been angry. Heard he was a real shit slapper.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

shit skipper

A fart that skips past the shit yet carries the smell. Not to be confused with shart.

Ah that was a shit skipper. Time to worship the porcelain throne.

by Rance Degen February 27, 2021

shit slapper

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.

Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017