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Shitclapper 

Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.

This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.

Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.
Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."

YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."
Shitclapper by MntyTnt January 11, 2015

Shitflickers 

men’s formal style shoes that abnormally point. The term shitflicker designates instantly from The fact that they undoubtedly flick poo of the ground at lengths unprecedented.
“bobs shitflickers could probably shit flick across the globe
Shitflickers by Shitflickers November 3, 2020

Shitflicker

A pair of shoes that look like they are supposed to flick shit all over you.
Why do you own a pair of shitflickers from aldi? Go buy some new ones before you flick your own shit all over me!
Shitflicker by thescouser February 26, 2012

shitdipper 

someone who sucks your cock right after ramming it up their ass.
i fucked him in his ass and as i was cumming i shoved my cock in his mouth and labeled him as my private shitdipper.
shitdipper by truthe May 18, 2003

Shitflicker

Uncouth, low-brow person, one of loose morals and low socio-economic standing
He is such a shitflicker, you’d think he was raised by apes !
Shitflicker by Marrick65 December 28, 2019

shitflickers 

Pointy shoes which are used to pick up shit and then to flick that shit into somebody's face.
"woah, look at that girls' SHITFLICKERS"
i love you ryan,u'll always be my baby!!!
shitflickers by bellagry September 16, 2005