The person who steers a sailboat or is in charge of giving directions to the other people on the boat.
by zanny May 26, 2004
Short and sweet, A skipper is someone who skips class.
A slacker.
It could also be used for work, but it is most often used for class.
A slacker.
It could also be used for work, but it is most often used for class.
by kire November 30, 2007
Ryan Seacrest is a skipper
by JB October 20, 2004
A guy who zooms past you on the freeway and slows down immediately after so you have to slow down. He waits in front of you for a few minutes until he gets the urge to skip again. Skipping is a serious compulsive disorder.
"Quit dickin' around and we'll get there skipper. You're slowing us down and fuckin' our rythm."
"There's a line of 50 cars moving 58 in a 55, and he is still not satisfied until he gets to the front on a two lane highway. Skipper, you're a dick buddy."
"There's a line of 50 cars moving 58 in a 55, and he is still not satisfied until he gets to the front on a two lane highway. Skipper, you're a dick buddy."
by Senora Dibiatchio October 01, 2006
by x-funfairgirl-x December 01, 2007
stupid girl, usually cannot form a well writen sentence.
ill-informed logic, sucks at life.
easily pied by all of south florida, mostly the men.
ill-informed logic, sucks at life.
easily pied by all of south florida, mostly the men.
by teh armpiester April 16, 2008
<to skipper, skippered, skippering> verb meaning to vacate your bowels in an extraordinarily time sensitive manner aka instant, flaming, burning diarrhea or pissing ut your asshole. Word origin stems from a restaurant chain in the Pacific Northwest known for (mystery) fish and chips.
My God! I almost skippered myself in the car on the way home from lunch. That's the last time I eat at that place!
Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.
Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!
Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.
Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!
by Katya7666 January 16, 2006