Shit Shook 

this happends when someone close to you farts and it vibrates any part of your own person.

When I went to Claire's house we laughed for hours cause I shit shook her couch.

Shit Shook by Madaam-Mercury May 16, 2010

shit shocker 

When you Take a shit and look at it and are baffolded how it crawled out your sphinkter.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
....WHEH, im glad thats over
(looking down)
What the shit is that!!!!
Is that possible???
ITS A SHIT SHOCKER!!!!!

shit shocker by The Andy Man 55 March 13, 2008

After Shit Shock 

A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.

After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.

After Shit Shock by GspotStimulator January 18, 2010

shit shock

To be shocked into a near catatonic state.

Jim stood in total shit shock as he watched the madness unfold around him.

shit shock by Shaide July 16, 2008

Shit Shocked 

When you are waiting to use a public toilet and the person is taking forever, you reach over the stall and taser the person so they shit uncontrollably. Then you can pull them out of the stall and take your shit and leave before they wake up. Usually done by police or little old ladies.

I had to take a shit and got tired of waiting so I shit shocked this dude, dropped a grumping and left.

Shit Shocked by Moneyshotman February 7, 2010

shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit

I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!

shit shock by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017

shit shock

When you have a shit so bad that whenever you next have to shit you get scared shitless. (Pun intended)

Fuck.. last time i went was like.. a day ago, my shit shock has been so bad ever since that day in march

shit shock by OneApollo July 15, 2025