Shithook

The Chinook helicopter is often referred to as a Shithook. So sad.

He was medvaced by a Shithook.

by Big Sky Heidi January 31, 2020

Shithook

Derogatory name given by soldiers to the ancient CH-47 Chinook helicopter, many of which have been flying since the late 60s and early 70s. They are interesting choppers, but have a bad tendency to be shot down in places like Iraq.

Joe:"Hey, have you heard from Smitty?"
Chris:"Yeah, he just flew in on a shithook, and is glad to be alive."

by Corporal Grumpy May 12, 2006

Shithook

A dumb S.O.B. who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

That dumb shithook just put his car in reverse instead of Drive and he hit my car!

by Mark May 15, 2003

Shithook

A person who seems to have a knack or a habit of hanging around with or attracting undesireable people.

A shithook is used for hooking shit.
Example: It is no telling who may show up at the party if you invite shithook

by Janie sutton December 27, 2006

Shithook

1. (n.) A long metal device with a hook/scraper attachment used to loosen and remove feces from the bottoms of portable restroom facilities.

Also used to depict or identify filth of the lowest nature; i.e.: advertisement agents, reverse racists.

Gerald is a filthy shithook.

by Modos October 28, 2002

Shithook

A person or kobe who shits their pants daily, can't get out of their monotone voice all but just ONE TIME! Also, they enjoy jeering at the Dommelcopter. They also can not comprehend when someone rhymes their words in a sentence. They clearly are hairyer than anyone in this world.
(especially in the rectum hole and arm-pit)

Pat: You no big paaapi
Dom: Hmmmm! Shut the fuck up
Matt: You mean Hmmmm. lut the buck nup. jup sup weiner cup.
Anthony: I don't know what that means. I think i shit my pants!
Pat: You Shithook!
Gia: Come on pat! just one time! 10:09

by Don Edwards April 30, 2008

shithooked

Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication.

After drinking a half gallon of Jack Daniel's, we were pretty much shithooked for the night.

by B.R.V. September 17, 2007