Shit Jam

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It is when you shit so fast that the anus hole cannot handle it anymore and eventually blocks up and then shit starts seeping from the holes in your body.
It is like a cross between diarrhea and constipation.

I saw his face and I shit jammed.

Shit Jam by Stupidism October 30, 2008

Words you can keep

Jam-shit

Meaning the best, awesome

This drink is the jam-shit!

Jam-shit by Midnight Vixen February 21, 2009

shit jamer

A gaywad who likes taking dick in the ass and gargling penis on an average basis of Saturday Monday Friday in New Year's Eve on special and holiday events of a socializing and getting dick for money

Boy Kevin Costner Siri is a shit Jamer

shit jamer by Machen Huckaby December 17, 2019

On some James shit

When someone is acting in a way that no one else would, being super extra, weird. Some say there is no way to define it.

James kept calling us bafoons earlier, he was on some James shit

On some James shit by DeezMtnDew March 13, 2018

Intellizzle and James Bond-kinda-Shit Crew

Headed by Jordi LeForge after he left the USS Enterprise, the IJBSC is the 3030 ED equivalent to the United States' CIA or NSA, only this crew ain't be hatin' hoe-niggaz. They be real niggaz. LeForge and his crew have the responsibility of protecting Bonecrusher and his interests, though not that he needs it.

Man the IJBSC be all jumpin' round and needled those mo'fuccas! Then they stole their pocket PCs.

The IJBSC captured Samson after he was accused of having links with the Deltron-sympathizing Zak.

Intellizzle and James Bond-kinda-Shit Crew by Philip Boyle June 2, 2004

Jamaican shit patty

a Jamaican patty filled with beef and resembles SHIT. These things stink and give you diarrhea

Golden Krust is a place that specializes in jamaican shit patty

Jamaican shit patty by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

no shit, sherlock james

a smoother way of saying no shit, sherlock

Obvious Surgeon General says: fat people are more prone to heart disease and death

dude: No shit, Sherlock James

Sherlock James: Fuck you both, I'm going home

no shit, sherlock james by Pseudonym Fuck October 22, 2009

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026