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Shirfuckin

When you are shitting on a toilet and she is riding your dick
Last night we were shirfuckin and there was no toilet paper to wipe
by Ionlyshirfuck September 18, 2025
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shitfuckingasshole

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.
Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018
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surfuckingprise

A sarcastic reference to a surprise that is not really such a surprise.
Well surfuckingprise, she’s late again!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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Shitfucknigger

The favorite expression of anyone who wants to be really profane. For example: Thoes with tourettes, dying of cancer, or on Xbox Live.
Holy shitfucknigger, that was ridiculous
by Stephenious June 9, 2010
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smurfuckintastic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.
Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.

- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?

- I'm smurfuckintastic!
by Think Amaar November 14, 2011
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shitfucknuts

the feeling of utter failure not accurately described by "shit" or "fuck" with the addition of nut's at the end to give it a lightened tone.
1. SHITFUCKNUTS! My wheel just fell off of my car and i'm about to crash into a fiery oblivion!

2. What the shitfucknuts man, why would you steal my kidney while I'm sleeping? Seriously.
by BeeDT June 12, 2010
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Shitfucking tea bitch

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.
That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
by cornholouos February 17, 2010
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