A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.

Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.

- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?

- I'm smurfuckintastic!

smurfuckintastic by Think Amaar November 14, 2011

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shitfucknuts

the feeling of utter failure not accurately described by "shit" or "fuck" with the addition of nut's at the end to give it a lightened tone.

1. SHITFUCKNUTS! My wheel just fell off of my car and i'm about to crash into a fiery oblivion!

2. What the shitfucknuts man, why would you steal my kidney while I'm sleeping? Seriously.

shitfucknuts by BeeDT June 12, 2010

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Shitfucking tea bitch

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.

That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar

Shitfucking tea bitch by cornholouos February 17, 2010

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