Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.
That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
by cornholouos February 17, 2010
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