Shipwayed 

When you click into a report and realise it is wrote in a complicated manner and the only thing is if comparable to is like being stuck in a maze.

Your brain struggles to remain active and you become confused.

Joan- have you managed to review and complete that report?
You- Sorry, no. I have been shipwayed

Shipwayed by Jamesmarshallfake January 11, 2024

Fung Shwayed

When in the rare instance of the morning after a one night stand you awake at their place and find yourself alone, with no ride home, so in spite before beginning your long walk of shame you rearrange their furniture. Such as turning their entertainment center backwards, stuffing pillows and blankets in the dishwasher, and putting their coffee table in the shower.

*It should be noted that the effort and severity of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.

**It should also be noted that it's best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk in with breakfast for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table into the bathroom.

IE: Collin explained, "I woke up at her place the next day and she was already gone. That bitch left me with no way to get home so before I started walking I Fung Shwayed her. She's still probably trying to figure out how I fit her mattress and bed-spring out on the balcony."

Fung Shwayed by Ricky LaDouche August 23, 2008

Shipway Scale 

A measurement of tiredness, one being extremely wide awake and 10 being oh my god i am about to fall into a coma.

Yaaawn, I'm about an 8 on the Shipway Scale...you?

Shipway Scale by beverlyhills October 16, 2009

Shipway Syndrome 

Like Stockholm Syndrome, whereby one falls in love with the captor, except in this case, one falls for a six-years-senior doler with no future.

'Aw, man, did you see her and Gary lately?'
'Yeah man, she's got Shipway syndrome'

Shipway Syndrome by TheResurrectionOfTruth April 10, 2010

Shwayed 

To get really drunk. Derived from "shwasted" derived from "shit, I'm really wasted"

Wow I got so shwayed last night I hardly remember anything.

Shwayed by Dustytrail August 3, 2013

Shipmaned 

Getting Shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. Often the latter, getting Shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies

Jed: Where is Dave?

Harry: He cant be here today

Jed: why not?

Harry: He got shipmaned

Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?

Harry: Next wednesday

Shipmaned by chubby thy legend September 25, 2009

SHIPFACED 

SOMEONE WHO IS REALLY BAD AT DOING MARA RUNS IN CLASSIC WOW

DID YOU SEE HOW SHIPFACED THAT GUY WAS YESTERDAY IN THAT MARA RUN

SHIPFACED by SHIPFACEDSUCKS April 7, 2020