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Shipway Scale 

A measurement of tiredness, one being extremely wide awake and 10 being oh my god i am about to fall into a coma.
Yaaawn, I'm about an 8 on the Shipway Scale...you?
Shipway Scale by beverlyhills October 16, 2009

Shipway Syndrome 

Like Stockholm Syndrome, whereby one falls in love with the captor, except in this case, one falls for a six-years-senior doler with no future.
'Aw, man, did you see her and Gary lately?'
'Yeah man, she's got Shipway syndrome'
A Shipwank is a shipper who is a fan of a certain pairing and will forcefully try and change someone else's beliefs and opinions, Often been seen making hate or ANTI propaganda in a really disrespectful way and who do not have any regards for other peoples feelings.
Bill: "I support Naruhina"
Jenna: "Well don't, cause it's a stupid paring, no one likes it, and it doesn't make sense. Narusaku is much better"
Bill: "Stop being such a damn Shipwank would you"
Shipwank by SonozakiHaruhi July 9, 2010

Dreadnought on the slipway 

A giant turd that is ready to be evacuated, a nudger
I've got to go, I've got a dreadnought on the slipway.

Shipwayed 

When you click into a report and realise it is wrote in a complicated manner and the only thing is if comparable to is like being stuck in a maze.

Your brain struggles to remain active and you become confused.
Joan- have you managed to review and complete that report?
You- Sorry, no. I have been shipwayed
Shipwayed by Jamesmarshallfake January 11, 2024

shitways 

If something does not go the way it is supposed to.
This whole plan is going shitways!
shitways by Prof Iam Schdarth June 12, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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