shipway

Shipway means Some dickhead with a 2 ft girlfriend

Cawh shipway

by Tommy shipway July 17, 2015

Shipway Scale

A measurement of tiredness, one being extremely wide awake and 10 being oh my god i am about to fall into a coma.

Yaaawn, I'm about an 8 on the Shipway Scale...you?

by beverlyhills October 16, 2009

Shipway Syndrome

Like Stockholm Syndrome, whereby one falls in love with the captor, except in this case, one falls for a six-years-senior doler with no future.

'Aw, man, did you see her and Gary lately?'
'Yeah man, she's got Shipway syndrome'

by TheResurrectionOfTruth April 10, 2010

Shipwank

A Shipwank is a shipper who is a fan of a certain pairing and will forcefully try and change someone else's beliefs and opinions, Often been seen making hate or ANTI propaganda in a really disrespectful way and who do not have any regards for other peoples feelings.

Bill: "I support Naruhina"
Jenna: "Well don't, cause it's a stupid paring, no one likes it, and it doesn't make sense. Narusaku is much better"
Bill: "Stop being such a damn Shipwank would you"

by SonozakiHaruhi July 9, 2010

Dreadnought on the slipway

A giant turd that is ready to be evacuated, a nudger

I've got to go, I've got a dreadnought on the slipway.

by Andy le sax April 4, 2009

Shipwayed

When you click into a report and realise it is wrote in a complicated manner and the only thing is if comparable to is like being stuck in a maze.

Your brain struggles to remain active and you become confused.

Joan- have you managed to review and complete that report?
You- Sorry, no. I have been shipwayed

by Jamesmarshallfake January 11, 2024

shitways

If something does not go the way it is supposed to.

This whole plan is going shitways!

by Prof Iam Schdarth June 12, 2018