shinkansen 

Fast-ass trains in Japan.
The Shinkansen can move at speeds above 250mph, and resemble a airplane on the inside. You can travel extremely long distances very quickly by utilizing the shinkansen, but you pay the price. They're far more expensive than taking a local train.

I felt like I was flying when I rode the shinkansen, watching the small towns fly by at 260mph.

shinkansen by salary man kintaro August 3, 2004

shinkansen 

Shinkansen (AKA `Bullet train`) are super fast advanced trains running at over 270mph from Hakata in the south of Japan all the way to Akita, in the North. Shinkansen lines also run from Tokyo to Takaaki, Nagano, Osaka and Sendai. They are the Greatest, GO GREEN CARS (first class)!!!!!

Funky Westerner: Omg/ LMAO, yesterday i rode the shinkansen to Tokyo, then i went to the Tokyo Disney Resort!!!!

Super Japanese man: OH Sugoi, choto takai desu ne!!! Tokyo Disuni resoto ga tanoshikata deshita ka?

Westerner: wow, i too can speak the language of the ninja: DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBATO!!!! TSUKI NO EKI WA TOKYO, TOKYO EKI DESU!!!!!

shinkansen by ohianjo February 12, 2006

Shinkansen Hayabusa H5 

Shinkansen Hayabusa H5 (Shinkalion HB H5).
A train driven by Hatsune Miku (real/fake unknown).

Please find my definition for the vocaloid squad for more.

In fact, the use of "Shinkansen Hayabusa H5" as your username is regarded as simping for Miku.

Which, of course, is an apt description of me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Shinkansen Hayabusa H5 by π=3.14159265358979323846 November 23, 2021

shinkanshit 

When you’re riding the shinkansen (Japanese bullet train) and take a dump in the train’s toilet.

Boy: uh-oh, I ate too much sushi… I need to use the bathroom

Girl: can you hold it till we get to Osaka?

Boy: No I can’t… I’m gonna to go take a shinkanshit

shinkanshit by Thagomizer August 25, 2022

shinkaren 

An extreme crackhead, one who is given to uttering "here I am, all fucked up on crack, and I can't find one gat damn person who will listen to me for two seconds" repetitvely.

"Justin needs to stop being a fucking shinkaren, all that meth is gonna kill him."

shinkaren by JaMeZ May 18, 2003

shinkaren 

disloyal punk ass bitch that loves to stick the knives in your back as much as he does up his own ass. homosexually fit to have large objects twisted around in his bumcrack and enjoys sucking on the cock.

King_Shinkaren: you're a lamer
YourBitch58478: you're a homo
King_Shinkaren: yea...know any good guys that'll ram me in the ass tonight?

shinkaren by IHateDisloyalty May 28, 2003

shinkaren 

1. fucking dickhead that goes from rebound to rebound and doesnt fucking give adiquate fucking reason to kick yer ass to the gutter.
2. a measurement of 2 inches

1. goddamnit hitler is such a fucking shinkaren
2. nepoleon had to have such shinkaren piece of dick

shinkaren by You Know Who This Is May 30, 2003