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shiftless 

A person or action that is slow, without purpose, lurking, mal-intented

or unemployed i.e with-out shifts
Damone was at his other baby's momma's house while his mother searched endlessly for him because he was suppose to pick her up at the airport like he had promised. Man he is so damned shiftless!
shiftless by Giaa July 29, 2008
(n.) A person of ridiculous humor and fun times. Someone who can bust a groove and chug a beer upon command. He/She is the pinnacle of all things good in your life, but will jack you up if crossed.
"I knew a Shiflet once. I called her Shit-let. She put snakes in my bed."
Shiflet by Ango June 9, 2008

shiftlexia 

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.
Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"
shiftlexia by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez January 14, 2008

Chris Shiflett 

Current guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United

In some bands, he is known as Jake Jackson.

He joined Foo Fighters right after There Is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You'll be able to see him in the Breakout video.
Chris Shiflett..
That is all
Chris Shiflett by RedHotFoo September 22, 2008

shifflette 

A type of blunt; usually consists of extremely large amounts of ganja rolled into a pregnant shape. Always accompanied by shotguns. This type is strictly for pros.
We was smoking a shifflette and some gabe passed out off of one shotgun.
shifflette by Philly Phil July 27, 2006

Chris Shiflett 

Currently, guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United.

-Chris joined Foo Fighters right after There is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You will be able to see him in the "Breakout" video.
-Chris
-In some bands, such as Jackson United, he is known as Jake Jackson.
Chris Shiflett.

That is all.
Chris Shiflett by RedHotFoo September 20, 2008