ShetBook
A laptop computer that appears so cheap and/or beat up that nobody would try to steal it from table while the owner is taking 💩 at coffee shop, restaurant, or on train.
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Shitbooking
Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!
Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010
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shitbook
uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed
can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)
can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)
"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."
shitbook by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010
Shitbooking
The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).
After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.
-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"
-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"
Shitbooking by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013
shatbooking
Shatbooking is like Shexting, but its when someone spends far to long on the toilet with a tablet or smartphone whilst using facebook.
Person 1: 'What are you doing Shexting? I need to use the toilet..'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'
shatbooking by Scuzzball February 16, 2014
Shitbook
Shitbook Chatting
"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"
(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)
(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)
Shitbook Chatting by jermzig April 10, 2011