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Shatbooking is like Shexting, but its when someone spends far to long on the toilet with a tablet or smartphone whilst using facebook.

Person 1: 'What are you doing Shexting? I need to use the toilet..'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'

shatbooking by Scuzzball February 16, 2014

Words you can keep

Shitbooking

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!

Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

Related Words

shatbooking • Shitbooking • shamebooking • sadbooking • Sextbooking • Shabokking • shacebooking • shadebooking • shatooing • Slutbooking

Shitbooking

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).

After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"

Shitbooking by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013

shamebooking

putting down anyone or the general public in a Facebook post for something that one may perceive to be offensive (but may or may not be in reality); similar to gossiping.

Sara: posted a picture of someone not 'at their best' with the comment, "Oh, so who does this look like?! I laughed my ass off when I saw it! hahahaha!"

Brittany: thought to herself, "There goes Sara again, shamebooking her friends, doesn't she realize we see this?!?!"

shamebooking by deekayCA February 4, 2010

Sextbooking

The equivalent of sexting but over facebook.

I almost went on a date with a guy who was into sextbooking last night. What a wanker!

Sextbooking by katygirrl January 18, 2011

Slutbooking

(Verb): The Act of doing promiscuous things on Facebook OR The Act of commenting/posting on many peoples walls, pictures, status's, and other things on Facebook.

John:Wow! did you see all the comments Alison left on everyones wall.

Sarah: Oh...yeah....she was slutbooking again.

Slutbooking by Mr.Gabrielstein May 31, 2011

shatooing

it's when you get a lot of messages on a group chat, so you catch up on them and reply while you're catching up.

omg, she's shatooing

shatooing by jinjintikue August 28, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026