shatbooking 

Shatbooking is like Shexting, but its when someone spends far to long on the toilet with a tablet or smartphone whilst using facebook.

Person 1: 'What are you doing Shexting? I need to use the toilet..'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'

shatbooking by Scuzzball February 16, 2014

Shitbooking 

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!

Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

Shitbooking 

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).

After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"

Shitbooking by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013

shamebooking 

putting down anyone or the general public in a Facebook post for something that one may perceive to be offensive (but may or may not be in reality); similar to gossiping.

Sara: posted a picture of someone not 'at their best' with the comment, "Oh, so who does this look like?! I laughed my ass off when I saw it! hahahaha!"

Brittany: thought to herself, "There goes Sara again, shamebooking her friends, doesn't she realize we see this?!?!"

shamebooking by deekayCA February 4, 2010

Sextbooking 

The equivalent of sexting but over facebook.

I almost went on a date with a guy who was into sextbooking last night. What a wanker!

Sextbooking by katygirrl January 18, 2011

Slutbooking 

(Verb): The Act of doing promiscuous things on Facebook OR The Act of commenting/posting on many peoples walls, pictures, status's, and other things on Facebook.

John:Wow! did you see all the comments Alison left on everyones wall.

Sarah: Oh...yeah....she was slutbooking again.

Slutbooking by Mr.Gabrielstein May 31, 2011

shatooing 

it's when you get a lot of messages on a group chat, so you catch up on them and reply while you're catching up.

omg, she's shatooing

shatooing by jinjintikue August 28, 2020