Shatbooking is like Shexting, but its when someone spends far to long on the toilet with a tablet or smartphone whilst using facebook.
Person 1: 'What are you doing Shexting? I need to use the toilet..'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'
by Scuzzball February 16, 2014
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by carnivore94 February 4, 2010
Get the Shitbooking mug.The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).
After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.
-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"
-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"
by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013
Get the Shitbooking mug.putting down anyone or the general public in a Facebook post for something that one may perceive to be offensive (but may or may not be in reality); similar to gossiping.
Sara: posted a picture of someone not 'at their best' with the comment, "Oh, so who does this look like?! I laughed my ass off when I saw it! hahahaha!"
Brittany: thought to herself, "There goes Sara again, shamebooking her friends, doesn't she realize we see this?!?!"
Brittany: thought to herself, "There goes Sara again, shamebooking her friends, doesn't she realize we see this?!?!"
by deekayCA February 4, 2010
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Get the Sextbooking mug.(Verb): The Act of doing promiscuous things on Facebook OR The Act of commenting/posting on many peoples walls, pictures, status's, and other things on Facebook.
John:Wow! did you see all the comments Alison left on everyones wall.
Sarah: Oh...yeah....she was slutbooking again.
Sarah: Oh...yeah....she was slutbooking again.
by Mr.Gabrielstein May 31, 2011
Get the Slutbooking mug.it's when you get a lot of messages on a group chat, so you catch up on them and reply while you're catching up.
omg, she's shatooing
by jinjintikue August 28, 2020
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