shitbook 

uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed

can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)

"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."

shitbook by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010

Shitbook 

The book you leave in the toilet to read when you are taking a dump.

Hey John, how many times have I told you not to leave your shitbook in the bathroom?

Shitbook by RetSet May 19, 2017

Shitbook Chatting 

This is the act of having one or more active Facebook chats while also actively defecating.

"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"

(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)

Shitbook Chatting by jermzig April 10, 2011

Shitbooking 

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!

Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

Shitboomer 

n. Pejorative term referring to members of the baby boomer generation. Often used by Generation Xers or Millennials to express their frustration regarding how their parents' generation inherited a world of unlimited possibility and due to their boundless greed and entitlement, left their children and grandchildren a future of grinding austerity with no end in sight.

(1) My SHITBOOMER boss called me from the golf course to tell me I'm not working hard enough. (2) Sorry, honey, we'll never be able to buy a house because the SHITBOOMERS in Congress diverted the money for FHA loans to Social Security and Viagra research.

Shitboomer by TTH2012 July 5, 2012

Whip a shithook 

A term meaning “to execute a U-turn while driving. “
The term is used mainly in Saskatchewan and the prairie provinces of Canada

Well we missed our turn, you better whip a shithook n go back.

Whip a shithook by Circlesister March 10, 2021

shitbroke

To be completely broke.

After Warped Tour, I am always shitbroke.

shitbroke by B-Money!12 April 17, 2008