shetookem 

She took the kids and left me nothing but spagbog in the microwave

John: what happend to the family
Micky: shetookem

shetookem by Poullool August 23, 2020

Shnookem 

Shnookem is a word used when you're trying to be lovey dovey. Like saying baby,honey, or sweetheart.

Shnookems I love you!

Shnookem by Heather Kristen December 9, 2008

shmookems 

embarassing name to call someone(boyfriend/girlfriend); also can mean little and cute

your such a shmookems!

shmookems by k8 October 31, 2004

shtooker 

erect penis/boner
from shtook

it's little when it's soft, but it makes a huge shtooker!

shtooker by akary October 19, 2004

Shnookems 

A girl that has "too much junk in her trunk"

Sister is a Molly.
Has a cousin that is a BOP.
and a girl bff that is a HHH.
and a guy bff that is a shnookems as well.

and smokes alot of marijuana.

that girl Jessica Garcia is a shnookems

Shnookems by Jessica.Garcia November 16, 2010

shebockem 

The act of receiving oral sex while defacating.

"Hey honey, im taking a shit. You should give me a shebockem!!!

"Ok. But spray some air freshener first!"

shebockem by Bachatero1223 February 7, 2017

Shnookems 

Shnookems is a term of endearment more than sweetie pie or honey bun, used in reference or leading up to cuddling or snuggling.

I love you, come here my Shnookem Shnookems and let me hold you.

Shnookems by Southern Belle 17 February 22, 2022