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shetookem 

She took the kids and left me nothing but spagbog in the microwave
John: what happend to the family
Micky: shetookem
shetookem by Poullool August 23, 2020
Words you can keep

Shnookem 

Shnookem is a word used when you're trying to be lovey dovey. Like saying baby,honey, or sweetheart.
Shnookem by Heather Kristen December 9, 2008

shmookems 

embarassing name to call someone(boyfriend/girlfriend); also can mean little and cute
your such a shmookems!
shmookems by k8 October 31, 2004

shtooker 

erect penis/boner
from shtook
it's little when it's soft, but it makes a huge shtooker!
shtooker by akary October 19, 2004

Shnookems 

A girl that has "too much junk in her trunk"

Sister is a Molly.
Has a cousin that is a BOP.
and a girl bff that is a HHH.
and a guy bff that is a shnookems as well.

and smokes alot of marijuana.
that girl Jessica Garcia is a shnookems
Shnookems by Jessica.Garcia November 16, 2010

shebockem 

The act of receiving oral sex while defacating.
"Hey honey, im taking a shit. You should give me a shebockem!!!

"Ok. But spray some air freshener first!"
shebockem by Bachatero1223 February 7, 2017

Shnookems 

Shnookems is a term of endearment more than sweetie pie or honey bun, used in reference or leading up to cuddling or snuggling.
I love you, come here my Shnookem Shnookems and let me hold you.
Shnookems by Southern Belle 17 February 22, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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