Sherkin 

A female version of the merkin reserved for but not limited to trans men, butch and studs to simulate chest hair.

My partner really loves my new Sherkin chest hair piece and it makes me feel more comfortable in my gender.

Sherkin by The night ranger July 9, 2023

Sherkin

The act of masturbating while having a bowel movement. A combination of the words shitting and jerkin

I was in a hot porta shitter when the mood was striking me mid dump. I had to start a furiously sherkin it!

Sherkin by Cardinal dick fingers July 31, 2026

Sherkin' the gherkin 

Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.

Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."

Sherkin' the gherkin by Krummholio May 28, 2007

favor sharking 

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

favor sharking by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

Sherknockle 

SherKnockle (sher-nok-kil) is an act of sloppy sexual intercourse with a partner. Sweat, pain, abuse, kissing, touching and oral can all come into play. SherKnockle is a street word to express sloppy love making.

Example 1:

Dean: "I'd love to SherKnockle her!"

Jay: "I bet she gets SherKnockle-boxed every night"

Example 2:

George: "ooh! Pal!... I did about 2 hours of sherknockling with her before I SherKnockle-boxed it"

Ralph: "did you SherKnockle her with your face"

George: "loved...Up....ta..F%@k!"

Sherknockle by One Large September 3, 2019

Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.

Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.

Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

Sherknockle-boxed 

"Sherknockle-boxed" is a past tense street word used in South Yorkshire (UK).

Sherknockling involes sexual intercourse in "all" area's of the partners body. Touching, Kisses, oral, and other sexual fantasy's are played out by mostly one lover, while the other lover takes it with passion!

Once the scene is over, the parter that took it with passion has now been Sherknockle-boxed.

Example 1:

Saeed: "Check her walk of shame out!"

Shaun: "Damn!..."

Saeed: "She can't even walk right."

Shaun: "She's been "Sherknockle-boxed" bigtime!"

Example 2:

Sat: "I heard you all night! For 3 hours straight!"

Darren: "because I Sherknockle-boxed her!... I just had to"

Sherknockle-boxed by One Large September 3, 2019