Shemidget 

A female midget

That shemidget mom on Little People on TLC.

Shemidget by shemidgetinator March 15, 2010

shitmidget 

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.

"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."

shitmidget by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009

shmidget 

A nasty little troll human that's gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. It is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. They also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.

Old guy in the neighborhood: "HEY!! WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! Cant you read the sign?"
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.

shmidget by star bar December 8, 2011

Sheigetz 

Derogatory Yiddish slang for a non-Jewish male (often a young man). Much worse than the common term "Goy," which can mean "gentile" in a neutral way. From the biblical Hebrew for "blemish" in connection with "unclean." Related to "Shiksah," which is an equally derogatory term for a non-Jewish female. Shortens to "Schkutz."

"Moishe, see that Sheigetz over there? What a Schkutz - he turned over Abe's pushcart last week."

Sheigetz by Nathan Hamburger August 1, 2008

smidget 

a short person, but not quite a midget; a 'smidge' of a midget

Debbie's new boyfriend, Ed is a smidget, he is only 4'5".

smidget by the speech team October 2, 2007

Smidget 

A small bit of something.

Sometimes, I like to add a smidget of sugar in my tea.

Smidget by LaLaLambchop28 October 7, 2008

Smidget 

A little bit less than a midget.

Mom, check out that smidget. He's knee-high to a bull frog.

Smidget by Bustedjaouted March 22, 2008