Shelvery 

the ability to build/ construct a large number of shelves in a day

i built 6 shelves today, my shelvery is off the charts!!!

Shelvery by OHAYOOOOO April 28, 2021

Jonjo shelvey 

Absolute unit whole come 2 foot you gran down the stairs

He also looks like a dilf of a YouTuber whole plays for Newcastle and is a BOX TO BOX midfielder

Yo jack imma come get jonjo shelvey to 2 foot your mother down the stairs and make her cream you muffle puff

Jonjo shelvey by Dickhead mcfucknuts December 8, 2021

Shelvey 

Old English word from the 1600's describing the sides or shelves of a sand bank of a submerged or underwater island that causes the hull of a boat to get stuck or puncture holes in the hull of the boat causing it to sink.

Many ships have sunk trying to avoid the shelveys of the Goodwin Sands in Deal when the island is submerged.

Shelvey by David Shelvey July 24, 2003

magic shellery 

The use of Chocolate Magic Shell in any given capacity in shell-like creations, or acts.
The amount of shell that is used or distributed on a given object, mainly ice cream.

I second the restriction's on Cam's Magic Shellery, I am still trying to recover from the last episode when chocolate exploded and covered everything--then hardened in a deliciously messy veneer.

magic shellery by natalie212 November 5, 2007

Shelvey 

A selfless act of contrition after doing the dirty on your former employers.

'Look, he's done a Shelvey'.

Shelvey by LFC_WLF September 16, 2013

Shilvery

Adj; When chicks try to use big words online but expose their lack of understanding.

She thought she was petty, but I'm queen petty, shilvery.

Shilvery by Mrs. Petty LaBelle January 11, 2018

Shelvey Season 

A season of the year where you hit Shelveys. Hitting a Shelvey is another word for trying to pull someone, or asking someone on a date.

It’s Shelvey Season?
Tis’ the season to hit Shelveys falalalala lala la la.

Shelvey Season by CK367 October 24, 2022