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Stellato 

1. The lowest possible standard for sexual desperation.
2.
a. Abject sexual failure.
b. Fugly.

ORIGIN: (ca. 1975, Long Island, NY, Amer.)
It's Pride Weekend--even Stellato gets laid.
Stellato by Ingrid L. November 1, 2007
ADIDAS super star shoes, popularized in the early begginings of hip-hop culture. Worn mostly by emcees,dj's,B-Boys and Taggers.
Damn,Tony just got a fresh pair of SHELLTOES, what a pimp.
Shelltoes by NOVA December 3, 2003

shellateral damage 

During gardening, the (mainly) unintentional deaths and injuries of innocent snails, from damage that is caused to their shells as they cling helplessly to exposed walls and paving.
"Spent Saturday afternoon weeding the flower beds. The shellateral damage was extensive."
shellateral damage by Spoke June 29, 2009
the unjust and repeated awarding of red shells or green shells to a single racer in MarioKart
What a crock, dude, you've gotten 9 shells in a row; this is some unprecendented shellatio.
shellatio by EamonnDeBurca January 30, 2005
Addias sneakers. Called these because the tips resmeble shells.
Motherfucker check out yo shelltoes yo!
shelltoes by DizzyLizzy January 23, 2007
Oral sex performed upon a female. Usually used to refer to a recipient who has an enlarged clitoris. Shellatio (pronounced she-latio) is a variation of 'fellatio'. The act itself is more similar to stimulating a male than an average female, hence the similarity in the name.
"I thought it'd be great to go down on Betty, but when I finally saw her gigantic clit, I realized I'd better be ready for some shellatio!"
shellatio by cliffo March 9, 2009