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Stellato 

1. The lowest possible standard for sexual desperation.
2.
a. Abject sexual failure.
b. Fugly.

ORIGIN: (ca. 1975, Long Island, NY, Amer.)
It's Pride Weekend--even Stellato gets laid.
Stellato by Ingrid L. November 1, 2007

Stellaportation 

The act of finding oneself in a place with no recollection of how one got there, due to excessive alcohol consumption.

An amalgamation of "Stella Artois" and "teleportation."
"Dude, I was so drunk last night, I have no idea how I got home."

"Must have been stellaportation man."
Stellaportation by Gordon Bombay Jr February 13, 2008

skeletor 

A pile of bones who calls himself a man. Lies incessantly glorifying himself and his life to manipulate lonely desperate women for housing and money.
"Whoa, that skeletor looking dude is your mom's boyfriend?! I thought he was just a Halloween decoration!"
skeletor by righteousforme June 19, 2013

St Skeletor's Day

Created by comedian Richard Herring, St Skeletor's Day falls on February 15th (the day after valentine's day) every year as a separate celebration for all the bitter lonely single people who didn't get cards the day before, or on any valentine's day ever.
Adam: Did you get any St Valentines Day cards?
Teela: No, I celebrate St Skeletor's day.
Adam: Did you get any St Skeletor's Day cards?
Teela: ...no.

skellytonpens 

Possibly the best Tbhk creator there is with super good but angst content. No arguments.
Who’s your favorite Tbhk Creator? Obviously skellytonpens

Skellytonpens 

LITERALLY THE BEST MUSLIM MUTUAL ILY UR AMAZING AND YES I LOVE YOU. SKELLYTONPENS SUPREMACY. ALSO POSTS ALOT OF TBHK CONTENT. UR AMAZING
"Skellytonpens is Islamaphobic grr >:((("

"shut yo bitchass up"
Skellytonpens by Hbwapla October 3, 2021