Shelking

To take frozen hotdogs, cover them with cayenne pepper, and use as a sex toy.

The two homosexual gentlemen were shelking each other until their anuses were numb and bleeding.

by SupremeJackazz May 5, 2016

shelking

The best person to ever walk on the face of the Earth so stfu. When Sheldon is better than the best. yeah that's the shit

Omg Shelking is the such a cool person.

by Oh yeah people February 21, 2022

shelfing it

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.

'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'

by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008

Shelving

Inserting a foreign item into the rectum.
Usually in regards to recreational drugs.
A discreet and effective way of taking them.

"I haven't got much left, so I guess I'll shelve the rest"

"When it comes to taking drugs it's all about shelving"

"He passed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again."

"Urrrrgh, I definitly shelved too much MXE last night"

by DagdA LamB February 20, 2014

Shellings

recognition a di most hype ting i.e.: tune, sound, artist, event,

SHELLINGS!!!", new Riddim from yard!!!

by denverbanton July 21, 2011

Shenking

When you greet someone and the person acts like he didn't hear you so the person is shenking you

So moyo too is shenking someone I greeted ha and she didn't even answer me

by Quiska September 11, 2018

Shelfing

Shelfing is an activity where people try to fit themselves inside a closet. It is a prerequisite for proper shelfing that the closet is not larger than your body volume plus 0,5 m3.

I saw two gals at the museum who had lots of fun shelfing in an antique closet, with the curator planking on the top of it.

by Saturninus October 31, 2011