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What can be said about a Shebri that has not been said about sliced bread? It is absolutely perfect. Nothing else can even compare.

You struggle to find a person who opposes its splendor. It is enjoyed universally. So too is the Shebri,

No need to worry about combinations that will not work. It goes with everything. So too does the Shebri.

White, whole wheat, rye, each type is perfect in its own way. So too for the Shebri.

To eat a piece of sliced bread is to experience euphoria. It is the perfect size to satisfy without burden. So too is the Shebri.

Some people may call sliced bread basic, those people have never met a Shebri.
Oh, Shebri? Yea, I mean, he's chill I guess.
Shebri by WatterBootle February 11, 2021
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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009
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shabrina 

If you ever come across a Shabrina you will know, she leaves a good impression. Shabrina is a hard working people pleaser. If the people around her is happy she's happy. She's a dedicated, go-getter type of person. She is independent in all aspects. In a relationship she put her heart and soul into the person she's with. She love hard. She will try to make it work as long as she can. But, don't take her trying for granted because she has a low tolerance for ungrateful and disloyal people. Loyalty and respect is everything to Shabrina. Shabrina will succeed in anything she puts her energy towards. Shabrina is beautiful inside and out.
There is no one like Shabrina!
shabrina by Philosopher87 December 20, 2016
The funniest girl u have ever met and the best friend u could ever want although if u get her mad there's no turning back but she can help u with anything she always there for u. You would probably stay friends with her until ur both 150 that's how good ur friendship is
"Wait we have to go with Sherine she's the best"
Sherine by A friend64 June 27, 2017
A woman that is hard to get and hard to hold. Once you fall for her you'll never get over her. No other woman could come close. She knows u spirituality and emotionally and gives you everything you need physically but only if she wants to let u in. She doesn't let many in. You will never forget her and will always want her to help u understand yourself. She is a woman. She is the whole package. Every woman has private parts but this woman has a brain. She has power and once she's touched you she's taken all the power of control you ever had.
I wish Sherina was my girlfriend. She's soo hot and sexy.
sherina by mrx January 20, 2016
The prettiest most amazing woman you'll meet. Shrica are shy and doesn't recognize how awesome and pretty they are. They usually have a good meme game, and can be extremely kinky. They'll be extremely shy and will blush when hearing "I love you". Sherica tend to also say a lot of lies, along the likes "I'm not pretty" and "I'm fat". If you encounter a Sherica in the wild, just cuddle her and hold her to sleep, and she'll be the happiest woman in the world.

Synonyms : Perfection, soon-to-be-wife, cutest girl in the world.
Guy 1 : Dude that woman is wife material
Guy 2 : Her name is Sherica
Guy 1 : Oh, everything is clear now.
Sherica by Konekowo August 22, 2018
A wonderful woman with a true and honorable character. So beautiful on the inside that it radiates out on the outside. Long strong coloured hair, small yet captivating eyes, cute high cheeks and lusciously full lips that are always moist and ready for the kiss. An amazing chest, curvy hips and a blessed ass-et give her an outstanding body that is ready to be sexed by a strong man. However Sherima is not easily swooned, she is a positive individual and will not devalue herself for anyone else but once she says she will give you her all, she will.
Wow! That Sherima is inspirational, she will definitely be successful someday and she's HOTT too!
Sherima by ScienceDictionary November 25, 2011