Shattur

When you go to fart on something or someone, you shart, and a bit of it gets on them.

I shattured all over the side of my brother's head last night.
I did not mean to shattur on your pillow.
You're shatturing, stop.

by trens November 13, 2014

shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

earth shatter

a variation of death from above in which a cluster is targeted, creating a mass knockdown. named for the crater it leaves behind.

squad 8 took an earth shatter! there is no back up any more!!!!

by Spaz De Kat January 15, 2009

Shasturfart

The emotional equivalent of pissing, shitting, and cumming all at the same time.

When Liam put Gerrit in check, Gerrit shasturfarted all over the place

by ShasturBoi October 15, 2020

shitter shatter

A rapid series of light farting/crapping noises when you're on the toilet taking a shit.

"He heard shitter shattering from the bathroom."

by BagofMojo October 30, 2015

shatter

A type of medical marijuana concentrate.

My condition was flaring up so I took a dab of shatter

by badfish565 September 20, 2013