shartrrhea

Shart and diarrhea, really shit fart and then diarrhea. And no, not a shart pizzeria.

Definition 1 (INCCORECT VERSION):

Dude 1: Yo! Wanna go to the shartrrhea?
Dude 2: Do they sell shart diarrheas there?

Definition 2 (CORRECT WAY):
Dude 1: Dont go in the bathroom I just did a shartrrhea in there.
Dude 2: Heyy let me eat it

by an idiot thats an idiot April 9, 2021

sharthead

A term used for someone who is beyond stupid and just overall a very "sharty" person.

Rene is such a sharthead everyday, Jesus Christ somebody get this kid some help.

by swagmaster4realsies September 16, 2017

Shartbread

A chocolate favourite shortbread

Mmm look at my chocolate shortbread
Shortbread? Tf u mean?😐 thats shartbread!

by queersforstevemcbride May 3, 2021

shartarrhea

The act of releasing a shart (a fart so vicious that it releases an amount of shit from your bowels) and having the resulting residue trickle down your leg(s) after deflecting off any adjacent material that is in contact with your bum.

Projectile shartarrhea- the above, but with the intention of making it public, due to the fact that you are not wearing pants/underwear

I should have eaten some celery with those hot wings, cause I woke up with an intense case of shartarrhea.

by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009

Projectile shartarrhea

see shartarrhea

When I see Katie, I'm going to projectile shartarrhea on her chest.

by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009

Shagarrhea

A most unfortunate occurrence of onset, explosive diarrhea just prior to scoring some poon.

I had my hand down her pants and was knuckle deep hearing the words “Give it go me” when all of the sudden it was shagarrhea time.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Shartarrhea

When you thought you farted and then thought you might have sharted, but actually you had shartarrhea.

My wife had a colonoscopy and fell asleep. Suddenly she woke up when she thought she farted, then she thought she might have sharted, but actually she had shartarrhea.

by FloridaFour April 26, 2019