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sharthead 

A term used for someone who is beyond stupid and just overall a very "sharty" person.
Rene is such a sharthead everyday, Jesus Christ somebody get this kid some help.
sharthead by swagmaster4realsies September 16, 2017

Shartbread 

Mmm look at my chocolate shortbread
Shortbread? Tf u mean?😐 thats shartbread!

shartarrhea 

The act of releasing a shart (a fart so vicious that it releases an amount of shit from your bowels) and having the resulting residue trickle down your leg(s) after deflecting off any adjacent material that is in contact with your bum.

Projectile shartarrhea- the above, but with the intention of making it public, due to the fact that you are not wearing pants/underwear
I should have eaten some celery with those hot wings, cause I woke up with an intense case of shartarrhea.
shartarrhea by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009

Projectile shartarrhea

When I see Katie, I'm going to projectile shartarrhea on her chest.

Shagarrhea 

A most unfortunate occurrence of onset, explosive diarrhea just prior to scoring some poon.
I had my hand down her pants and was knuckle deep hearing the words “Give it go me” when all of the sudden it was shagarrhea time.
Shagarrhea by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Shartarrhea 

When you thought you farted and then thought you might have sharted, but actually you had shartarrhea.
My wife had a colonoscopy and fell asleep. Suddenly she woke up when she thought she farted, then she thought she might have sharted, but actually she had shartarrhea.
Shartarrhea by FloridaFour April 26, 2019