Shartcore

a musical genre that is a cross between a shit a fart and hardcore

the audible essence of the color brown

"the Phlowers are my favorite Shartcore band."

by The Phlowers February 28, 2012

shartmare

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream

"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"

by Paddow101 September 12, 2016

shitcore

An esoteric music genre (if you can even call it that) that is easily identified by large BPM fluctuations, sudden and loud noises, kick drums, screaming/nonsense vocals, and typically very exceptional lyrics or subject matter. Noise Wiki also notes poor/nofi instrumentation. While some think of this as noise, shitcore manages to blur the line between noise and music. Music artists like Passenger of Shit could be an excellent example of shitcore. There isn't a real way to describe it without listening to it, so listen at your own discretion. Say bye to your ears.

Shitcore is not a shit genre. Dont @ me.

by EdgyDabs420 January 16, 2018

Shartcon

A simple warning system named in homage to the Defense Readiness Condition aka defcon. Shartcon is also present at 5 levels, whereas shartcon level 5 would mean only a slight chance of a possible shart. Shartcon level 1 would entail that one is in eminent danger of sharting shortly, and should proceed to the nearest bathroom just in case. It is an early warning system aimed at helping normal citizens avoid shitting the pants.

Dude, I drank alot of jager last night and just grubbed some taco bell...I'm operating at a shartcon level 2. Better pull over, just in case--this fart feels dangerous.

by KyleTheMan621 June 7, 2007

Shartchery

The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.

"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011

shawncore

a silly myspace scene kid who has a sidekick 3 and a bape jacket . lives in orange county, posts millions of bullitens, has the best myspace pictures. smokes tons of weed and drinks tons of booooze in parking structures.

dude, shawncore from myspace is my wannabe idol. i just <3 his style.

by Khoff February 13, 2008

shitcore

While it's popular to refer to various commercial nu metal and emo bands (as well as some non-commercial punk bands) as shitcore, shitcore as a genre is actually something quite different. It's a pretty self-deprecating and no-fi form of underground music (some of the only real underground music there is currently) that is deliberately awful and humorously pathetic, often created with (or with the help of) shitty computer programs. There are ACTUALLY subgenres within shitcore, ranging from shitgrind to shit rap even, and the lyrics are often obsessed with coprophilia, gay sex, murder, suicide, pedophilia, Hitler, and anything else that can be blatantly offensive, stupid, politically incorrect, or all-around gross.

Examples of shitcore include 50 Ways To Kill Me, Suicidal Rap Orgy, Hitlerbuttsecks, and Kitten Felcher (of which I am a member myself -- good for me, I get an air biscuit).

by CinemateryKyle March 10, 2009