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A state of mind-bowel agreement where the the mind of the individual realizes it cannot allow a fart to occur because there is a real danger of sharting one's self.

After calculating the odd's of sharting due to the unstable state of his anus, Manny and his mind called a "shartruce" with his bowels until he could reach a comode.

Shartruce by 3dPulP November 9, 2012

Words you can keep

Shartruce

A verbal agreement amongst two or more friends never to reveal to anyone else their most embarrassing shart stories.

Jim and Danny formed a shartruce after they both realized they had similar but singularly unique and thoroughly reputation killing shart stories.

Shartruce by Ellebelle12 August 29, 2012

Related Words

Shartruce • Shartruse • Shart Recess • Shartface • shartreuse • Shantrece • Shartcuterie • shartqueef • shartsuckler • shantrice

Shartface

n. shart-fays

Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*

A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.

*Only to be used in special occasions

Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."

Shartface by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010

shartuice

The liquid in a shart that stains your underwear. A combination of shart and juice - pronounced similar to chartruese

That shart almost leaked through my underwear because there was so much shartuice.

shartuice by Rex Roddy March 9, 2010

shantrice

A gorgeous girl with curves. She is classy and sassy. She doesn't seek attention, she owns the room. Caring and sensitive. Strong and virtuous. Bringer of sunshine wherever she goes. She' s witty. She's intelligent. Shantrice is that girl!

Ex 1. Who is everyone looking at? Oh that's Shantrice over there looking fab!

shantrice by qob1984 July 29, 2014

shartroulette

A biological game of chance; when you aren't exactly sure if you have to shit or fart, but you let it out anyway and hope for the best.

Brian lost the game of shartroulette when he shit himself in math class.

shartroulette by shartman2 December 3, 2010

shartreuse

The color one's face turns when one realizes one has deposited a shart in one's pants.

"First he flinched, then he turned a bright shartreuse, then we smelled it."

shartreuse by LongStrokin'YerMomma July 31, 2009

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026