Shartruce

A state of mind-bowel agreement where the the mind of the individual realizes it cannot allow a fart to occur because there is a real danger of sharting one's self.

After calculating the odd's of sharting due to the unstable state of his anus, Manny and his mind called a "shartruce" with his bowels until he could reach a comode.

by 3dPulP November 9, 2012

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Shartruce

A verbal agreement amongst two or more friends never to reveal to anyone else their most embarrassing shart stories.

Jim and Danny formed a shartruce after they both realized they had similar but singularly unique and thoroughly reputation killing shart stories.

by Ellebelle12 August 29, 2012

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Shartruce • Shartruse • Shartface • shartreuse • Shantrece • Shartcuterie • shartqueef • shartsuckler • shantrice • Shartcuterie board

n. shart-fays

Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*

A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.

*Only to be used in special occasions

Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."

by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010

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shartuice

The liquid in a shart that stains your underwear. A combination of shart and juice - pronounced similar to chartruese

That shart almost leaked through my underwear because there was so much shartuice.

by Rex Roddy March 9, 2010

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shantrice

A gorgeous girl with curves. She is classy and sassy. She doesn't seek attention, she owns the room. Caring and sensitive. Strong and virtuous. Bringer of sunshine wherever she goes. She' s witty. She's intelligent. Shantrice is that girl!

Ex 1. Who is everyone looking at? Oh that's Shantrice over there looking fab!

by qob1984 July 29, 2014

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