sharticulates 

The floating particles of shit resulting from unusually thick flatulence. Specifically, the portion of the shart that escapes the discolored and frayed confines of the undergarment.

"Who's been chronically farting on my keyboard? there's sharticulates all over my fingers!"

sharticulates by angryEunuch February 6, 2009

shiticulates 

particles of shit, a fart so rich you can taste, or perhaps in the right light, see a shimmer of fine shitty mist.

sure stinks in here, yeah, the air is filled with shiticulates.

shiticulates by mr stickel February 26, 2010

sharticulate matter 

Minor particles located in your undies that sometimes accompanies a shart

I will need to wash these out soon to get this sharticulate matter out of my shorts.

I think I pooped a little

sharticulate matter by papaw jeff November 12, 2013

smarticulate 

To articulate with knowledge. Communicating useful information in a clear, well defined manner.

So many bloggers fail to smarticulate useful knowledge.
Tech support was very smaticulate and helpful.
He smarticulated the instructions in a very clear and understandable way.

Smarticulation is very important when giving instructions.
He speaks in a very smarticulatory manner.

smarticulate by Corporal Al June 4, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016