Mattsit's definitions

brisk

The best iced tea.

Jeff has brisk today.

by Mattsit February 13, 2021

existing

sad

im just sad existing

by Mattsit February 13, 2021

Terms and conditions

A 60000-word document that says that you can't post 13+ content.
Most people won't trust a seedy classmate, but everyone agrees to the terms and conditions.

☑️ I agree to the Terms and Conditions!

by Mattsit January 24, 2021

Turnyball

When one's testicular region becomes so perpendicular, that thou nuts become blue; in simpler terms to turn thy nuts 180 degrees.

I went to the doctor this morning, and he diagnosed me with Turnyball. (It was his fault)

by Mattsit December 11, 2021

paper hands

Selling a stock or a item, when it is starting to lose value instead of holding it and waiting for it to go up again.

Jerry sold his Bitcoin when it was at 10,000$ because it had a huge dip. Ben kept his Bitcoin stock even after the dip, and now has lots of money. Jerry has paper hands.

by Mattsit February 13, 2021

Sharticus

“Sharticus” is used to describe someone who sharts frequently.

Jeff: *sharts* Jerry: Jeff is such a sharticus

by Mattsit February 13, 2021

Dinkleburg

A word, popularized on TikTok, that is used when something is dumb, or unfunny.

Jerry: Bruh moment Jeff: Your such a Dinkleburg

by Mattsit February 13, 2021