Shartel 

Shartel is the type of friend that would drop everything she's doing to be there for you. She will support, inspire you, cheer you on and motivate you.

Shartel is strong, resilent, fierce, charismatic, loving, kind, compassionate, and easygoing.

Shartel by ShantzCas November 22, 2023

Shartles and James 

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

Shartles and James by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

Shartlifting 

V. The act of being forced to shoplift clothes, particularly shorts or underwear, because you sharted in them while you were trying them on.

Ex. 1:

Store Worker - Hi, is there anything I can help you with?

Customer - Yes, is there a bathroom.

Store Worker - Not at the moment it is under construction.

Customer (Whispering under his breath) - I guess i'll be shartlifting then.

Ex. 2:

Brian was walking into Abercrombie and Fitch when he was overcome by the urge to poop. Brian asked the cashier to direct him to the nearest bathroom, but there were none. Brian was leaving to find a bathroom when he noticed an amazing pair of skinny jeans. He convinced himself he could hold it long enough to try them on. (KEEP IN MIND BRIAN WAS FREEBALLING) When he got them on he felt a pressure, the skinny jeans had him in a trance and he thought it was just a fart. He released it but it was not a fart but a shart / poop. He couldn't put them back or purchase them because at the register the cashiers fold your merchandise for you so he was forced to Shartlift them.

Shartlifting by RDUB August 1, 2012

Shantel 

Shantel is a very lovely girl, the type of friend who is always there for you , a shoulder to lean on.

Shantel is cute and sexy in a very awesome way

I adore and love Shantel

Shantel by doctormystery August 22, 2019

shantele 

The PERFECT WOMAN, beautiful in everyway. Most call her a Goddess. Beautifully made body, one that makes ALL stare when she walks in anywhere. Gods Gift to the World. One in a Billion. Pure Seduction. 1st place Winner. Drop DEAD GORGEOUS!

Shantele is the baddest. Anyone who end up with her would be the luckiest person in the WORLD.

shantele by Queenqueezy February 11, 2010

Shartillery 

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.

Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

Shartillery by WorldsLargestMangina23 April 21, 2013

sharted 

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

sharted by emma January 17, 2004