Sharmtrit 

Refers to something being either the greatest thing ever or the worst thing ever, and is often used in contexts where the intended meaning is ambiguous.

"Oh man, this coffee is sharmtrit!"

Sharmtrit by SwoleJesusBro April 9, 2019

singer-shamwriter 

A singer-shamwriter is a singer who is labelled a singer-songwriter by their record industry boss in order to boost their appeal by appearing talented, cool and down with the kids. In reality however, the singer-shamwriter couldn't tell the difference between F major chord and an A minor chord. All their actual material is written by really talented individuals who just happen to be fat and ugly and who therefore one wouldn't want to see on Saturday morning television. C'est la vie.

Katy Perry is a singer-shamwriter.

singer-shamwriter by Singa songa sixpence June 25, 2009

Sharktits 

n. An album released by nsrrenard under the pseudonym Mayhem.

"Hey, did you hear sharktits is being released this November?"

Sharktits by ThexTallxDude February 20, 2012

shamoritize 

v. To order or prioritize a set of tasks based on potential shame or embarrassment (such as cleaning house for company.) It is based on a highly sophisticated algorithm which balances the variables including (but not limited to) the quantity of potential shame, feasibility, time, probability of work being undone by children, and likelihood of similar circumstances among viewers (ex. They also have cat hair on their couch... probably.)

With very little time to shamoritize we did empty the trash and do the dishes. But we'll have to hide the laundry in our room.

shamoritize by MrsClarity April 1, 2017

sharitity 

a sharing portion/group.

n. share

Let's create a sharitity of this cigarettes since we only have one

sharitity by Jennifer March 1, 2005

sharktits 

when somones nipples get so hard they cold cut glass

its so dam cold out that i have sharktits

sharktits by jamt96969669 December 8, 2010

Sharmit 

To shart and vomit at the same time. Known as vomart in some circles.

He was so hungover he sharmited from his own stench.

Sharmit by Gina Hawk June 11, 2008