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Sharmtrit

Refers to something being either the greatest thing ever or the worst thing ever, and is often used in contexts where the intended meaning is ambiguous.
"Oh man, this coffee is sharmtrit!"
by SwoleJesusBro April 9, 2019
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singer-shamwriter

A singer-shamwriter is a singer who is labelled a singer-songwriter by their record industry boss in order to boost their appeal by appearing talented, cool and down with the kids. In reality however, the singer-shamwriter couldn't tell the difference between F major chord and an A minor chord. All their actual material is written by really talented individuals who just happen to be fat and ugly and who therefore one wouldn't want to see on Saturday morning television. C'est la vie.
Katy Perry is a singer-shamwriter.
by Singa songa sixpence June 25, 2009
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Sharktits

n. An album released by nsrrenard under the pseudonym Mayhem.
"Hey, did you hear sharktits is being released this November?"
by ThexTallxDude February 20, 2012
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shamoritize

v. To order or prioritize a set of tasks based on potential shame or embarrassment (such as cleaning house for company.) It is based on a highly sophisticated algorithm which balances the variables including (but not limited to) the quantity of potential shame, feasibility, time, probability of work being undone by children, and likelihood of similar circumstances among viewers (ex. They also have cat hair on their couch... probably.)
With very little time to shamoritize we did empty the trash and do the dishes. But we'll have to hide the laundry in our room.
by MrsClarity April 1, 2017
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sharitity

a sharing portion/group.

n. share
Let's create a sharitity of this cigarettes since we only have one
by Jennifer March 1, 2005
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sharktits

when somones nipples get so hard they cold cut glass
its so dam cold out that i have sharktits
by jamt96969669 December 8, 2010
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Sharmit

To shart and vomit at the same time. Known as vomart in some circles.
He was so hungover he sharmited from his own stench.
by Gina Hawk June 11, 2008
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