Sharkmouth
Sharkmouth by Theodoren April 7, 2015
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Sharktooth
“Sharktooth” (verb) -- adults intentionally creating a positive experience or memory for young children.
Origin: While hunting together for shark teeth at the beach, parents would covertly drop one or more pre-purchased shark teeth in a child’s path, thus ensuring that the child experiences the joy of a successful hunt within their limited attention span. When searching for seashells, it may also be called “shell-shilling.”
Alternatively, as ammunition for ungrateful adults to declare to their well-intentioned parents that their entire childhood was a lie.
Origin: While hunting together for shark teeth at the beach, parents would covertly drop one or more pre-purchased shark teeth in a child’s path, thus ensuring that the child experiences the joy of a successful hunt within their limited attention span. When searching for seashells, it may also be called “shell-shilling.”
Alternatively, as ammunition for ungrateful adults to declare to their well-intentioned parents that their entire childhood was a lie.
“I didn’t really catch that fish in preschool? You put it on my hook when I wasn’t looking? You sharktoothed me!”
Sharktooth by rossfish June 9, 2022
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shammouth
Extreme fetid from one's mouth. Mostly due to the lack of drinking water, eating fruit and vegetable, and poor digestive system.
The smell is characterized by its foulness, significantly different from ordinary smelliness from forgetting to brush one's teeth in the morning or eating some pungent food (durian).
Shammouth is a result of prolonged unhealthy diet and constipation which renders the smell of one's shit being raised to the level one's mouth.
The smell is characterized by its foulness, significantly different from ordinary smelliness from forgetting to brush one's teeth in the morning or eating some pungent food (durian).
Shammouth is a result of prolonged unhealthy diet and constipation which renders the smell of one's shit being raised to the level one's mouth.
dude 1: what the fuck is this fuckin smell
dude 2: not me
dude 1: of course it aint u, its ur shammouth
dude 1: what the fuck is this fucking smell
dude 2: not me, i hvent opened my mouth since u were here
dude 1: (spotting dude 3 talking 5m away) fucking shammouth that guy has.
dude 2: not me
dude 1: of course it aint u, its ur shammouth
dude 1: what the fuck is this fucking smell
dude 2: not me, i hvent opened my mouth since u were here
dude 1: (spotting dude 3 talking 5m away) fucking shammouth that guy has.
shammouth by Gloria Sam1 June 16, 2010
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