Sharktooth

“Sharktooth” (verb) -- adults intentionally creating a positive experience or memory for young children.

Origin: While hunting together for shark teeth at the beach, parents would covertly drop one or more pre-purchased shark teeth in a child’s path, thus ensuring that the child experiences the joy of a successful hunt within their limited attention span. When searching for seashells, it may also be called “shell-shilling.”

Alternatively, as ammunition for ungrateful adults to declare to their well-intentioned parents that their entire childhood was a lie.

“I didn’t really catch that fish in preschool? You put it on my hook when I wasn’t looking? You sharktoothed me!”

by rossfish June 9, 2022

shlanktooth

noun - used to describe a southerner. ofcourse 100% of southern people are mentally retarded, inbred, trailor trash.

looking at an uneducated, no-chinned, bucktooth loser at a monster truck rally, (or rodeo, tractor-pull, nascar race, demolition derby, ten yr old fiance's babyshower, trailor park convention, shopping for clothes/furniture at the local dump), you say:
"hey, look at that shlanktooth over there"

by jimjamjimjam March 4, 2009

snarltooth

A large, scary tooth that pertrudes from ones gums and tries to latch on to anothers. They are super contagious so if anybody with a snarltooth tries to kiss you run away as fast as you can screaming "SNARLTOOTH" as to alert others.

Lord of the Rings characters, Disney employees, Dragons, etc. "Look at that snarltooth on that Flik's employee!!! RUN!!!"

by A. Scientist July 30, 2008

Sharmootha the Koora

When u dont know y u have a pet cockroach and name it bijarnicle dickle fickle sickle

I was petting Sharmootha the Koora

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

Sharkmouth

When you dont want to go somewhere but you need to

Bro1: Aww dude you need to go to Math during recess?
Bro2: yep, well into the sharkmouth cya later

by Theodoren April 7, 2015

sharktophobia

The fear of being eaten alive by a herd of sharks.

"Jimmy has Sharktophobia."

by Shelbo December 25, 2007

sharptooth

Sharptooth is a band from Baltimore, Maryland. They are a Co-Ed hardcore band. They make music about many things ranging from homophobia, politics, and (trigger warning) sexual harassment/ assault. They got their name from the sharptooth, who Is a T. rex In the land before time.

Recommend this band for fans of every time I die and stray from the path.

Me: I love sharptooth so much

Mutual: me too! Their music has such an important message

by Lottielovesasitis March 3, 2019