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Use this word when you want to text some one about you sharting or something. It’s a word to say when you don’t want to say the actual word.
Me: dude i just did a sharjt
My friend: no way bro, that’s gross.
Sharjt by Your fav otaku February 25, 2021
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rapid shartation 

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....
After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.
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When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.
I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.
shart by mistermic August 7, 2007

The Shart Rule 

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.
“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”

Al Sharpton 

One of the many famous people who give their own race a bad name
Al Sharpton is a racist asshole
Al Sharpton by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
beautiful, strong, independent, loyal, giving woman. good friend that never gives up or in, will always be at your side. will never do you harm or wrong unless you harm the ones she loves.
shartah will never let you down nor accept a fool.
shartah by thereal11 December 22, 2016

shart mouth 

Somebody with really bad breath. Breath so bad that it wreaks of a faint hint of shit.
Omg. I was talking to Bob and his breath stinks. I can't handle having that shart mouth anywhere within my immediate proximity. That shart mouth should just keep his trap shut.
shart mouth by Allen3000 August 6, 2015
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