Shamu Shit
When your turd is so big it splashes your ass with poo water when it drops in the bowl - like a whale at seaworld.
Shamu Shit by LA-J March 29, 2015
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Shit Shame
The shame you feel when you take a huge dump while you're alone in a public restroom, then one or more people walk into the restroom just as you're about to leave and the smell is at its worst. You're forced to hide in the stall until everyone leaves because you don't want anyone to know it was you who just made the entire restroom smell like pure evil.
Johnny: "I have to go take a dump. I'll be back."
Billy: "Okay. I'll wait."
25 minutes later...
Billy: "Dude, what took you so long??"
Johnny: "Sorry. 3 other guys came in while I was in there. The smell was so bad that I had shit shame. I couldn't show my face until everyone left."
Billy: "Oh yes. Been there. Shit shame is the worst."
Billy: "Okay. I'll wait."
25 minutes later...
Billy: "Dude, what took you so long??"
Johnny: "Sorry. 3 other guys came in while I was in there. The smell was so bad that I had shit shame. I couldn't show my face until everyone left."
Billy: "Oh yes. Been there. Shit shame is the worst."
Shit Shame by ILoveDucksTheMost October 29, 2009
shit shame
Shit shame occurs when co-workers choose not to take part in typical restroom small talk due to one or more of the parties having recently shat.
shit shame by bigfatredballoon February 12, 2014
Shamshit
shamshit
A dysphemism for shampoo
Dude: "Do you know why they call it shampoo?"
Bro: "No."
Dude: "Because it sounds a lot better than shamshit!"
Bro: "Oh, that's a good reason."
Bro: "No."
Dude: "Because it sounds a lot better than shamshit!"
Bro: "Oh, that's a good reason."
shamshit by Nicholas D May 28, 2018