shampshit 

Another name for shampoo

The shampshit smells like cherry!

shampshit by Tom L. June 27, 2007

swampshire

when no simple thing is easy due to the fact one is extremely high or zooted

"you tryin to make a quesadilla?"
"nah man, way to swampshire"

swampshire by jon loan June 27, 2012

Shampitty 

To shampoo your armpit hair so as to remove the smell of stale sweat. Usually more effective than soap alone

Tim: "Man, my pits are rank"
Reed: "Well did you shampitty?"

Shampitty by MikeMacE January 15, 2009

Snapshit 

A disappearing message of one's own poo, usually sent at a strategic time, such as before a job interview or on a birthday.

I sent my sister a snapshit early this morning to start her day off right.

Snapshit by Poopoopranker1 May 21, 2013

Shamshit

Shampoo

I brought some new shamshit - it smell's really good!

Shamshit by SJM13 June 2, 2011

sameshitting 

repackaging the same shit and selling it off as something new

Example 1

John: hey dude, WoW 3.3 just came out, there's new stuff
Dave: fuck that, its just blizzard sameshitting again

sameshitting by Folka Boo Larry December 16, 2009

slapshit 

Coined by the Nostalgia Critic in his review of Home Alone 3 to describe John Hughes' later work, slapshit refers to movies that rely heavily on physical (slapstick) humour, but fail to entertain with it.

NC: What happened? He was like THE voice, and then he got lost to this slapstick inspired shit, or slapshit as I like to call it.

His performance was right out of a slapshit movie.

slapshit by NanashiBaka October 17, 2010