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Shame dating
Two people who hang out and have sex, but never go out in public together. Either because they don’t want to be seen together, or the relationship is just about sex.
A glorified ‘fuck buddy’. The two may talk about taking things in the direction of actual dating, but never do.
A glorified ‘fuck buddy’. The two may talk about taking things in the direction of actual dating, but never do.
Jordan: Hey aren’t you and Ryan going for dinner tonight? You’ve been hanging out for ages!
Alice: we’ve spoken about it, but I think he just wants me to go to his place wearing lingerie so he can tie me to his bed.
Jordan: Oh really? You guys are definitely shame dating.
Alice: Yep! 🤷🏻 ♂️
Alice: we’ve spoken about it, but I think he just wants me to go to his place wearing lingerie so he can tie me to his bed.
Jordan: Oh really? You guys are definitely shame dating.
Alice: Yep! 🤷🏻 ♂️
Shame dating by Paulywolf October 18, 2020
sham dizzle pop fizzle
Clyde-"Yo Boosta', Dew me yo!"
Boosta-"Fo shizzle, snatch this shit."
Clyde-"Dag yo."
-(Opens Can)
"SHAM DIZZLE POP FIZZLE!"
Clyde-"That squeeker's my fav yo."
Boosta-"Fo sho."
Boosta-"Fo shizzle, snatch this shit."
Clyde-"Dag yo."
-(Opens Can)
"SHAM DIZZLE POP FIZZLE!"
Clyde-"That squeeker's my fav yo."
Boosta-"Fo sho."
sham dizzle pop fizzle by [Cloakboy] April 14, 2005
Shame Delay
The extra time spent sitting on the toilet waiting for other patrons of the men's room to leave. Usually occurs in corporate settings after malodorous toilet episodes.
"I had like a 7 minute shame delay because my boss was in the crapper next to me."
"I knew the guy in the stall next to me began a shame delay, but there was no way I was coming out first. However, after 4 minutes of silence we both gave up and went to wash our hands. It was awkward."
"I knew the guy in the stall next to me began a shame delay, but there was no way I was coming out first. However, after 4 minutes of silence we both gave up and went to wash our hands. It was awkward."
Shame Delay by TPS Report March 30, 2008
shame-dump
the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump
Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?
shame-dump by calishamedump December 25, 2010
Pride/Shame Dilemma
A situation where you feel deeply proud of an action only to realise that the act, however magnificent or unique, cannot be shared with others without revealing something private and shameful.
He emerged from the public restroom feeling liberated and youthful. His mind often returned to the girthy behemoth that he'd left behind. He reflected with pride at how much of his product was above the waterline. His reverie was cut short by the realisation that despite his Herculean effort, this was far too shameful to share with his friends.
"What are you thinking about?"
He smiles, gazing fondly into the distance before dropping his head, feeling the full weight of his pride/shame dilemma, and quietly muttered,
"Nothing"
"What are you thinking about?"
He smiles, gazing fondly into the distance before dropping his head, feeling the full weight of his pride/shame dilemma, and quietly muttered,
"Nothing"
Pride/Shame Dilemma by MacGyver's Apprentice May 17, 2017