Shamepagne 

To celebrate one's toxic and unhealthy tendencies by way of choosing classic avoidance techniques, such as spinning it into parties or brunch.

"I can't believe you did that to him, but I'm sure he deserved it. This calls for some Shamepagne!"

"You totally took one for the team last night. Shamepayne's on me."

Shamepagne by anonymous September 14, 2025

Shamepagne 

To celebrate one's toxic and unhealthy tendencies by way of choosing classic avoidance techniques, such as spinning it into parties or brunch.

"I can't believe you did that to him, but I'm sure he deserved it. This calls for some Shamepagne!"

"You totally took one for the team last night. Shamepayne's on me."

Shamepagne by anonymous September 14, 2025

MS Shamepaint

Creating a painting in the Microsoft Paint program in response to an underwhelming or shameful performance.

"That college football team played so shittily, someone should create an MS Shamepaint for their asses."

MS Shamepaint by HongdongWongtrongsong September 7, 2012

SHAMpagne

Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.

Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!

SHAMpagne by brooskitooski January 1, 2020

Shampage 

noun - A shampage is one of those domains that only exists as a fake, ad-ridden search engine/portal to capture clicks. Usually they have domain names that are close to 'real' sites/portals. This could also refer to a cybersquatting domain with the 'right' name but not offering the 'right' content.

Dude, I mistyped that domain you gave me and it popped up to a shampage!

Shampage by funky49 March 18, 2009

shameage 

the ultimate shame.

carol: i love rhino
triangle: oh, shameage for rhino.

*jez falls over*
rest of triangle: SHAMEAGE FOR JEZ!

shameage by triangle-ee February 4, 2009

shampaine 

Cute, sassy crybaby,but don't take no shit.

That girl shampaine is so clutch...

shampaine by Love meee December 21, 2016