Sham-wow!

The first and last shammy you'll ever need. Trust me, This thing does miracles. Works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.

Don't trust leading imitators!

-"Hey Jeff?"

-"Yeah Kwon"

-"Hand me that Sham-wow!"

-"Why?"

-"Me and the wife just had sex"

by Kreg Keagy August 19, 2008

Sham Wow

A term commonly used when one ejaculates on his girlfriend's face and then uses his penis as a squeegee to push semen into his girlfriend's mouth, whilst shouting "Sham Wow, Baby! Sham Wow."

Dude, I gave my girl a nasty facial last night, but don't worry, I "Sham Wowed" her 'til she was squeaky clean.

by Im_Gumby_Damnit March 19, 2009

sham wow

A super absorbent towel, made by the germans. You know the germans always make good things.

Guy 1: Holy shit, I just spilled a whole bucket of cola on my new carpet
Guy 2: Theres your mildew...thats gonna smell
Guy 1: WOW! this towel thing just absorbed it all up!
Guy 2: Sham wow, you'll be saying wow everytime
Guy 3: Thas mah damn COLA

by Owen Meyer January 11, 2009

Sham Wow

When your girlfriend thinks she is being cute by biting down on one of your body parts and you shout "Sham Wow Bitch!" while punching her in the face until she lets go.

Just like what the Sham Wow guy did except it was a hooker and he got arrested.

by Wish I was in Florida July 1, 2009

Sham Wow

To go SHAM WOW on someone is like saying you are going to open a can of whoop ass or postal on them.

Don't make me go SHAM WOW on you. That dude just went Sham Wow on that guy.

by DJ Architect April 9, 2009

Sham Wow

A mega fail relating to Vince, the sham wow guy, who got arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue.

Boy 1: Did you hook up with that fat chick last night.
Boy 2: Ya
Boy 1: Sham Wow!

by MeKr March 27, 2009

sham wow

1. on a scale from worst to best, a sham wow is the top of the food chain when it comes to either looks, personality, or both. an expression mostly associated with the female gender, a 'sham wow' may sometimes be used to refer to males under the right circumstances. a 10 out of 10.
2. The ShamWow is a revolutionary, multi-use cleaning cloth that holds over 20 times its' weight in liquids. It's like a towel, chamois and a sponge all in one.
3. awesome

1. Britney Spears, before the meltdown, was a sham wow!
2. I've got a sham wow waiting in my hotel room.

by joeyg731 February 24, 2010