an all-purpose sex toy
it is an orange cloth that:
can cut yur dick in half
can soak up cum
can wash your cock
was made by nazis
holds 20 times it's weight in cum
it is an orange cloth that:
can cut yur dick in half
can soak up cum
can wash your cock
was made by nazis
holds 20 times it's weight in cum
satisfied shamwow customer: if your gonna wash your cock, you would be out of you mind not to own one of these
another satisfied shamwow customer: OOOOOOOHHH MY GOD
yet another satisified shamwow customer: all I can say is LOLOLOLOLOL
another satisfied shamwow customer: OOOOOOOHHH MY GOD
yet another satisified shamwow customer: all I can say is LOLOLOLOLOL
by a big bunghole May 21, 2009
A very aggressive and intense greeting, meaning hello or goodbye. It is usually accompanied with a leaping heel click and a hand gesture of your choice.
Lindsay: Hey guys!
Cassie: Shamwow!
Nicole: Shamwoww!!!!
Keely: SHAMWOOOOOW!!!!! (Picture Elaine's dance off of Seinfeld)
Cassie: Shamwow!
Nicole: Shamwoww!!!!
Keely: SHAMWOOOOOW!!!!! (Picture Elaine's dance off of Seinfeld)
by GEM! June 20, 2008
by kittumkatzum June 12, 2009
A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.
B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
by fuzzynuts92 September 14, 2009
To repeatedly strike a prostitute until she stops biting your tongue.
As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.
As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.
"Prostitute Survival 101: Do not be afraid to shamwow the prostitute if she attempts to bite your tongue"
"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"
"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"
"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"
"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"
by DVMWOW! April 01, 2009
a very good infomercial telling about a unique cloth that can hold up to 2o times its weight in liquid,made in germany (you know the germans always make good stuff), you will be saying wow everytime.
(also can be used as an exaggerating wow !!)
(also can be used as an exaggerating wow !!)
sonny:yo patrick
Joka:yea
sonny: you ever heard of shamwow, its made in germany you kno the germans always make good stuff
Joka: ya i herd of it, no more waistin 20 dollars a month on paper towels, your throwing your money away.
sonny: yup all i gotta say is SHAMWOW!!
Joka:yup beware of shamwow imitators
Joka: SHAMWOW!!!!!!
JOKA & Sonny: all we gotta say is SHAM...WOW!!
Joka:yea
sonny: you ever heard of shamwow, its made in germany you kno the germans always make good stuff
Joka: ya i herd of it, no more waistin 20 dollars a month on paper towels, your throwing your money away.
sonny: yup all i gotta say is SHAMWOW!!
Joka:yup beware of shamwow imitators
Joka: SHAMWOW!!!!!!
JOKA & Sonny: all we gotta say is SHAM...WOW!!
by JokaSkullz September 01, 2008
by Secretsandwich March 12, 2009